Visual Bonsai

Sometimes the line between comedy and tragedy are indistinguishable. In this case, I can’t tell the difference.

The Republican youtube debate was last night on CNN. I don’t know what was more appalling, the fact that this was a question:

What would Jesus do?

Or maybe it was some of the videos of these people asking the questions.

I saw rebel flags on the wall, people throwing shotguns to eachother. I mean, who in the hell are these people? What planet are they from?

How about the principles of our founding fathers?

Here are some of the other brilliantly inspired questions:

Do you believe in a conspiracy to make a new union?

How many guns do you own?

On the Death Penalty, what would Jesus do?

Do you believe every word of The Holy Bible?

What does the “stars and bars” flag represent?

Here’s the rest of the questions:

http://www.youtube.com/republicandebate

Tomorrow I’ll be accepting the award for the HVAC industry’s MVP customer. This goes to the most outstanding repeat customer. I excel in the furnace division. When I touch a furnace, or look at it, or speak about it in any way shape or form, it becomes sad and dies.

I will now be applying THE SECRET to all future furnace contemplations. I will speak nothing but kind words about furnaces, their attractive designs, the wonderful engineers who concepted such an engineering marvel. I love furnaces. I love HVAC. I love everything about heating and cooling.

Jesus it’s cold in here.

Must….think….positive….

Furnace! You are wonderful!

Where is the global warming when you really need it?

It’s 14 degrees today, wind chill -7. It’s not December yet…

Enough said.